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Too Fat to Look Like Totoro
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They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
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Why It's Cool That Your School Leaders Need to Be Able to Carry a Gun Underwater at 27,000FPS
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Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
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Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
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105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
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When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
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You Shouldn't Have Done That
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19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
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Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
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Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
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Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
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Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
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It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
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World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
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Beyoncé s "Documentary" Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
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Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money
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So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
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Tom Hanks Continues to Lag in Math
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Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
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This Xbox One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
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Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
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Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
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Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Cock Among Others
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Cat and Baby Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Reason
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1 Photo That Will Make You Die Faster
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How to Have Sex With Ghosts
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