Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
43	43 Vote	Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
83	83 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
72	72 Vote	Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
82	82 Vote	Unhappy in Your Pants?
106	106 Vote	Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
165	165 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
134	134 Vote	These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
89	89 Vote	Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
44	44 Vote	Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
136	136 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
169	169 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
75	75 Vote	Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
122	122 Vote	We Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
42	42 Vote	Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
84	84 Vote	Republicans Should Listen to This Gorgeous, Powerful Song About Love and Feel Lots of Teen Cleavage
59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
103	103 Vote	Deer Birth Control Is a Disaster
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
95	95 Vote	Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
76	76 Vote	Sailing on a Horse, NBD
140	140 Vote	Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits
110	110 Vote	Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
134	134 Vote	There Is No "War on Caterpillars"
109	109 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
160	160 Vote	This Cat Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
33	33 Vote	Vladimir Putin Would Like to Be as Sexy as D'Angelo
22	22 Vote	Six-Year-Old B-Girl Doing Battle With Other Species
55	55 Vote	Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
63	63 Vote	Eyjafjallajokull, the Musical Number
74	74 Vote	Woman Teaches Herself to Dance During Job interview
48	48 Vote	Grandfather Picks Up Wrong Kid at School, Takes Her to Woods
137	137 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
94	94 Vote	Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
78	78 Vote	Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
221	221 Vote	All 58 People Who Hate Your Guts

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