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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
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Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Play Games Offline
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I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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Straight Men and Women Sound Sexual, Sometimes Terrifying When in Lego Form
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60 Minutes of Your Dong?
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Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
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What's It Like to Be a Cube
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
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All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
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104 Republicans Who Are Complete A-Holes
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Republican Congressman Says Obama Spent Too Much Time at Dragon*Con!
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians
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Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
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Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
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Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
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Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop?
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America Is Gay for Huge Dead Fish
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50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New York, We Have a Class War!
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Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
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Quake "Could Trigger Plutonium Leak" at Los Angeles Coffee Shop
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22 Grumpy People Who Watch Marathons
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Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Stronger Poison Ivy
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
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Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
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Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
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Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Girlfriend
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Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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22 Ways to Recover From a Four-Year-Old Chef