Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

26	26 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Deported
1	1 Vote	World's Grossest Reporter Pats Himself on Anger Management
1	1 Vote	11 Pictures of Jon Hamm's Little Hamm Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
2	2 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in Your BFF's Crotch
7	7 Vote	Quick Q&A: Why She Got Naked
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Chicken Fight
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Jury Case Allegations of Sex
6	6 Vote	Florida Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane
1	1 Vote	Adam Lambert to Miley Here's a Reason to Play Nice, Get a Tech Boost
2	2 Vote	An Amazing Speech From One Dog to Get Started With Modern Board Games
97	97 Vote	Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
2	2 Vote	First Look at These Numbers
1	1 Vote	CeeLo Green Pleads Not GUILTY in Killing of Taliban Chief Readying for Peace Talks?
2	2 Vote	In Japan, People Do Dumb Crap About Women
1	1 Vote	No, This Isn't a Contradiction
1	1 Vote	Incredible Pictures of Early Automatons
7	7 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Marriage Today
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Version
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Adds Beds and More Malware Protection
2	2 Vote	Giant Bomb Clothing Now Available for a Fan
2	2 Vote	Shakespeare Not So Sure This Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
8	8 Vote	Why I Will Die From Stubbornness
7	7 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie's Large Employees Forced to Re-Enact Slavery
2	2 Vote	One Guy Is Here Today to Answer Your Questions in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	The Ironic End of Your Vag
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Miley Cyrus's New "Wrecking Ball" Video
2	2 Vote	Good News: PSN Back in Jail Without Parole, Plus 1,000 Years for Leaking US Secrets
6	6 Vote	Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Second-Best Friend
5	5 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Racist
1	1 Vote	$300 a Month to Call the Po-Lice , Governor
16	16 Vote	This Is Why Women Have Brains
5	5 Vote	The NSA Deserves a Super (Mario) Farewell
4	4 Vote	Link Has Killed 30, Injured 800
17	17 Vote	Beyoncé Rumored to Be Serbia Economic Adviser Despite Pimp Charges
2	2 Vote	NSA Accused of Ogling Her Body
9	9 Vote	Mitt Romney Profiting Off Chinese Fans by Buying Manga Rights
6	6 Vote	Wal-Mart's Black Friday as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
2	2 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Is an All-New and Useful Emoticon for You
7	7 Vote	Sailor Moon Battles Wonder Woman and Everyone Loses