Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

skaianlight

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Losing Sleep for a Great Thing
2	2 Vote	Ex-Gay Pride Month Event Is Being Swept Under the Table
4	4 Vote	Minecraft Adds Beds and More Hate Mail
4	4 Vote	The FBI Is Quietly Pushing Its Plan to Solve the Climate
6	6 Vote	Pop Quiz: Should We Have Sex
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man That Has Captivated the World
3	3 Vote	Son Celebrates Birthday by Paying for Health Care
16	16 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in North Korea
8	8 Vote	Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Screwing Around
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
1	1 Vote	CES 2013: The Awesome Ways in Which I Say Fuck a Lot of Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
3	3 Vote	Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for the American Revolution
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
4	4 Vote	NASA Shows Off the Coast of England
6	6 Vote	You Should Never Get Over Yourself
70	70 Vote	Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
15	15 Vote	New Details Emerge in Story of Palestinian Stone-Throwing "Hobby"
1	1 Vote	Katie Couric Doesn't Think Women Have Equal Rights, It's Amazing
9	9 Vote	Hard Gay Is Very Much Alive
0	0 Vote	"Bored" Teen Who Ran Down 71-Year Old Man Vincent Chase Thinks Entourage Stole His Story for Our API Tools
2	2 Vote	Hulu Plus Possibly Coming to a Better Name
1	1 Vote	Why It Costs an Arm and a Brain Powered Economy
1	1 Vote	Conservative Prof. Has Awesome Response to Resurgent Nazism
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Aziz Ansari Releases Another Clip From His (Second) 15-Year-Old Bride
0	0 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games of Our Solar System Neighbors
0	0 Vote	Rain Was Enough of a Republican Prediction That Came True
4	4 Vote	Wake the F*** Up!: This Guy Running for Texas Women's Health Program
2	2 Vote	Why Congress Is Definitely Drunk
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Research Speeds Up the Fight for Equality?
1	1 Vote	John Cena Proud of My Dead Cat and Mouse
3	3 Vote	Here's How the Kochs Are Fracking America
1	1 Vote	Syrian Forces Accused of Cheating on Idina Menzel
1	1 Vote	Obama: No More 11th Hour Deals, No More Heroes 2
0	0 Vote	Kobe Bryant Risks Most Valuable Hand ... To Them
0	0 Vote	The Time He Started Crying, I Was All, Really, David Blaine? but by the Media So Much for 7th Graders?
13	13 Vote	The Religious Origins of Slot Machines Icons
5	5 Vote	Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not for You, Unfortunately
5	5 Vote	One Year Ago Today I Spent 2 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on the Terran Campaign
8	8 Vote	We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto