Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	This Just in ... Baby Panda Born at the Dinner Table
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
21	21 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
13	13 Vote	Russell Brand Banned From Celebrating Halloween
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
189	189 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
33	33 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
100	100 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
24	24 Vote	Never Before Seen Super-Potent Meth Found in Religious Picture Frames
129	129 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been KILLED!!!
36	36 Vote	What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
26	26 Vote	Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines 4	4
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
86	86 Vote	This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
44	44 Vote	For Boy Scouts, Last Chance to Exact Calculated Revenge on Woody Allen
105	105 Vote	Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
104	104 Vote	Google Is Dead - 3/14/2013
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
169	169 Vote	Fuck the Pope Hates You
120	120 Vote	Poll: 75 Percent of White Dudes Jacking Off
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
218	218 Vote	How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
69	69 Vote	Could You Travel Across the Room
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1