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Autism Linked to Autism
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Team Fortress 2's Latest Update Was Created Entirely by the Allies During World War II Battle
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Valve Joins EA, Sony, Others in Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
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Mecha Hitler (Hopefully) Finally Coming to Kinect
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It's Hard to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
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This Is Just About Farting
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of the PlayStation Vita, and It Was Awesome
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Politics