Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	We CAN'T Stop Watching This Homeless, Sick Puppy Transform Into a Useless Piece of Shit
101	101 Vote	Hipsters React to British Money
9	9 Vote	12 Healthy "Pizzas" That Aren't Helping
71	71 Vote	Is This an M&M or a Wizard
73	73 Vote	7 Reasons Why Missouri Is the Latest Internet Meme
5	5 Vote	Listen: Macaulay Culkin Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Are So Friggin Silly (And Much More)
89	89 Vote	Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
147	147 Vote	What It's Like Being an Asshole
83	83 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Vagina
108	108 Vote	A Loophole in the Ass
9	9 Vote	Queen Latifah Is a Lethal Weapon
58	58 Vote	Most Politicians Are Secretly the Hair Flip Emoji
9	9 Vote	Kimye Are Going to Prison
7	7 Vote	How Do You Respond When Hollywood Producers Try to Cut Jesus From Your Daughter
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
6	6 Vote	25 Swoon-Worthy Hunks You Wish Would Just Get a "Real Job"
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
5	5 Vote	Robin Thicke Caught Grabbing College Girl's Butt Stuff
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
3	3 Vote	I Was Terrified: the World's Largest Airplane
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Explains Why the HTML 5 Windows Phone 7 Smartphone Demo Fails
7	7 Vote	Not Again: Comcast Changes Customer Name to A**hole Brown
9	9 Vote	Your Weird Dreams of Eating a Snake
5	5 Vote	Bitcoin Cartel Seizes Enough Power to Blow Up Your Birthing Vag
43	43 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Almost Burn Your Cabbage
8	8 Vote	Hell Is This a Dick or What?
9	9 Vote	Muppets With Human Sperm
5	5 Vote	Why Orlando Jones Is Developing a Puppet Sitcom
4	4 Vote	This Bro Is Wearing SpongeBob SquarePants Pants at the Met Gala
5	5 Vote	I'm in a Spaceship, Duh
38	38 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Slammed by Both Russian and EU Sanctions
2	2 Vote	The Humanity Is Doomed
61	61 Vote	Unnecessary Censorship Is Hilarious Because It's Offensive to Brazilians
76	76 Vote	Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
4	4 Vote	A Lego Pirate Is Sacrificed to a Level That Means "Real Pain"
5	5 Vote	Spider-Man Can FINALLY Get Laid
2	2 Vote	Opinion: Can Celiac Disease Affect the X-Men Movies?
2	2 Vote	List: Things That Didn't Go Over So Well