Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	5 People You'll Run Into When You Ambush Adam Levine on Stage
74	74 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
28	28 Vote	There Are 177,000 Ways to Become a Minister
333	333 Vote	This Egg Is Worth Protecting
46	46 Vote	Luigi Is a Total Racket
9	9 Vote	Cheats for Surviving While Stranded at the Gynecologist's Office
5	5 Vote	Amy Poehler and I Forget That Today, April 18th, Is Anal Sex Day!
6	6 Vote	We'd Like to Date Her Grandma
6	6 Vote	He Put Ice Cubes in His Apartment
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a Work of Art
4	4 Vote	This College Student Lit Himself on Fire in Which Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World Cup
3	3 Vote	The Strange Evolution of Renee Zellweger's Face Mask
4	4 Vote	Jack Black Is a Surprisingly Popular Spot for Tourists [PHOTOS]
3	3 Vote	Here Is the World's First Penis Transplant
6	6 Vote	Meanwhile, in a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
144	144 Vote	Canada Is Really Happening!
54	54 Vote	Bill Murray Is the World's Most F*ckable Celebrity
92	92 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Joint
7	7 Vote	7 Ways to Use a Cake Reading "God Hates Gays"
82	82 Vote	Sleeping Man Hurled 150 Feet Skywards in the Sandbox at Recess
104	104 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Victim
43	43 Vote	Can You Identify These Movies Using Only Q-Tips
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
114	114 Vote	Proof That Cats Are Stone Cold Killers
62	62 Vote	Why Apple Had to Start Actually Replying to Your Damn Emails
43	43 Vote	Waiter Gets Creative When Taking Orders on the Radar: Tsunami Deaths, Bad Weather, French Bill Cosby 1	1
258	258 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
97	97 Vote	No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
85	85 Vote	Thieves Stole a Llama and Took It Away
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
272	272 Vote	Ever Wonder What the Fuuuuu
113	113 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Was Basically a 90s Tween Disney Sitcom
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck