Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
285	285 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
47	47 Vote	Court Rules It's Totally Hot That You're Typing "Vagina"
47	47 Vote	15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
46	46 Vote	13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
119	119 Vote	You Can Never Eat Enough of Ghosts
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
6	6 Vote	How to Make a Comeback
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3