Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

107	107 Vote	Giraffes Have FOUR Distinct Flavors
136	136 Vote	It's Time We All Kill Each Other
90	90 Vote	Mommy, I Have an irreverent Sense of Style
67	67 Vote	How to Clean the Outside of a Popsicle
10	10 Vote	Having Sex With Someone You Hate: Windows 8 1	1
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
28	28 Vote	Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny 1	1
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
10	10 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on a Date
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
6	6 Vote	18 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
8	8 Vote	Great News: It's MRSA!
64	64 Vote	You Can Be Strangely Arousing
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
18	18 Vote	What You Think You Know About Penises Is Wrong
39	39 Vote	Women Voters Explode
5	5 Vote	Um. How Close Are We to Being Photoshopped Into Cover Models
111	111 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
3	3 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Write on My Canadian Bod
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan to Be Rotated
6	6 Vote	28 Reasons to Be … Naked?
2	2 Vote	What Do You Get High With?
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
28	28 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
5	5 Vote	Hey, Fattie App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Make It Go Away
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
123	123 Vote	The Weird Kid in Your Uterus
4	4 Vote	Watch an Angry Walmart Manager
7	7 Vote	See That Kid? He Has Super Powers
4	4 Vote	The Definitive Guide to "Nice Guys"
12	12 Vote	We Are Not Particularly Shiny

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