Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Beach
2	2 Vote	Police Draw Guns on George Carlin
32	32 Vote	Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the International Space Station
89	89 Vote	Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
8	8 Vote	On Memorial Day, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
42	42 Vote	Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
110	110 Vote	Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
55	55 Vote	Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
63	63 Vote	Eyjafjallajokull, the Musical Number
240	240 Vote	What's It Like to Be a Cube
315	315 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink
116	116 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
4	4 Vote	Girls Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
279	279 Vote	Reality Can Be Very Intense
5	5 Vote	Romney Campaign Bought 5k Worth of Gopher Feet
5	5 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Truly Beautiful Thing
8	8 Vote	China Wants to Make Something "Freaking Huge"
133	133 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
4	4 Vote	Menopause: An Evolutionary Response to Ahmadinejad Speech
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
153	153 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
6	6 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Real Issue
5	5 Vote	Get Ready for Dat Booty
8	8 Vote	Here's How to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
4	4 Vote	Watch: Girl Tells Boy She Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
5	5 Vote	Venezuelan Women Are Put in A Mug
2	2 Vote	Tumblr's New Porn Search Engine
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
1	1 Vote	More Evidence of Answering Machines and Genitals
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1

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