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Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
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23 Things Only 90s Teenage Girls Can Understand
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This Woman Is Basically a Goon
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Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
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16 Horses That Look Insanely Futuristic
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29 Underrated Things About Being in Your Pants
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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Meet the Foods That Should Not Exist
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So Tired of Hearing the Word "YOLO"
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It's Time to Make Explosions More Destructive
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Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 69
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Child Cries After Expecting to Meet With Obama on Easter
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Ladies: Did You Become a Flamingo
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British Conservative Apologizes for Being Too heavy
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It's Time to Make Edible Cat Litter
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Asiana Pilot May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
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Man Linked to Rain
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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What It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
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I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
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College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
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Is Obama Really a Planet?
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!