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Here's Why McDonald's Got Rid of Your Home Décor

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McEviction

From Furries to Witches, Here Are Your Options

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The future the left wants

Opinion: I Love You

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Very bad opinion

Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe

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He didn't get anything from Wendy's?

Wait, Why Are Planets Round?

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Flat earthers having an epiphany

Is Wario a Fashion Icon? We Asked a Gynecologist

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"What the fuck," she replied, "Why are you asking me!?"

Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space

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To be fair, it's the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

Politics Is Not Political

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Conservative gamers in regards to games that don't have black people or queer people

You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup

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Shadow the Hedgehog has a new power under his belt

14-Year-Old Girl Under Investigation After 29 Horse Deaths

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In a 30 horse race, Samantha knows her untrained pony doesn't have a chance in these big leagues. Fortunately for him, she has a plan...

Britney Spears Wants to Fuck Luigi

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Right below this is "Obama mourns the loss of our beloved Luigi"

BRITNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

Shut Up, You Are Lovable

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Wrong

Poll: 14% of Americans "Not Very Good People"

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That must be the most extreme understatement

Press X to Dismantle Police Force

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X

What's the ONE Direction

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Left

Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues

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As per usual.

Stop!!! Do Not Exist

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Well fine theeeeeeee.......

Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46

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After Pikmin 3 got released on Switch, this is finally the case.

Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested

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Too many casualties...

Sex Has Been Cancelled

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Duality of man

Police Confirm They Are Corrupt

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1312

I'm Not Telling the Truth

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So does this mean this statement is a lie or is it true?

Papa John's Founder Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 SECONDS

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That day of reckoning is gonna be extra scary.

Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch

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Well excuse me, bitch.

God Made You Gay

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Thanks, god! I owe ya!

Cookie Monster Will Be Held Accountable

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Cookie monster has been cancelled. Stan my shitty kpop band.

I'm Going to Start Pushing Cannibalism as a Thing Now to Solve Crimes

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Eat the rich.

The Man Who Had Sex IRL

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Holy shit, is something like that truly possible?

We're Not Going to Disney World

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Awwww...

It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right??

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...No sources, either. This is like a fucking creepypasta.

Trump Brutally Roasts Romney, Complete With Salad and Garlic Aioli

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V...Vore?

Report: The U.S. Ends

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About damn time tbh.

Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat

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is this vore

This $12 Mascara Made Me Gayer

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Where can I buy it?

It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect

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At last.

I Really Like Apples!

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Wow big mood

I Ate Too Many Straight White Males

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vore

Officer Who Killed Shoplifter Is Sentenced to Death by Cows

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There was an execution device called the Brazen Bull, where someone is inserted into a statue of a bull and roasted to death inside of it.

The Simple Trick That Could Tear Space Apart

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Send Lisa to space.

Four Killed in Suicide Prevention

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Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through.