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The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof

thepenguinking2

The roof, Patrick, the roof. The, Roof.

Russia Is a Huge Mistake

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Yeah. You guys had no reason to make it so freaking big.

What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics

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Hahahaha! That's impossible. Just like autism being linked to autism.

Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans

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Thank goodness. I thought I could handle the tool for mongooses, but I happened to be wrong.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed

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Are you even a poet? Because rhymes, do you know it?

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

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Everything is considered offensive these days, huh?

What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet

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For your information, I am actually a hard-boiled egg.

Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users

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What's the eagle's problem with bitcoins?

I'd Fuck a Dragon

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Almost 1,200 people would fuck a dragon. Amazing.

Click This for Almost Zero Dollars

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ALMOST zero dollars. It's still some money.

Never Mind the Dragon

thepenguinking2

This could be a good follow-up to "I'd fuck a dragon".

Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?

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*X-files theme*

What Do We Want From a Toaster

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Toast.

Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water

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"I expected to spray fire from my hands."