Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

56	56 Vote	Why It's Totally Fine if You're White Supremacist
213	213 Vote	Trump Gives Birth to Big Marijuana
187	187 Vote	Don't Touch My Tralala, Ding Ding Dong 1	1
170	170 Vote	How I Became a Helicopter
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
133	133 Vote	Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Go Deeper 1	1
228	228 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Poops 1	1
48	48 Vote	Jessica Biel Can't Stop Listening to Her Vagina
88	88 Vote	We Spoke to a Tampon
668	668 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
120	120 Vote	Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
125	125 Vote	Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
95	95 Vote	Cat: I Almost Punched Him
122	122 Vote	William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
74	74 Vote	Venus Williams Ousted From Communist Party Forever
72	72 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Still a Bad Idea
413	413 Vote	Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No. 2	2
249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
127	127 Vote	From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
66	66 Vote	23 Things Only Truckers Know About "Jurassic World"
218	218 Vote	This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
105	105 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Her Employer, Claiming People Deliberately Farted on Her Own Vagina
8	8 Vote	Here's a Raccoon Politely Asking for Equal Pay
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
597	597 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
455	455 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
92	92 Vote	These 40 Brilliant Ads Are So Fucking Annoying
52	52 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely [My Country Song, Now With Lavender!
59	59 Vote	Escalators Were Once Scientologists
20	20 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Will Spend a Fortune

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