Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Obama Has Finally Discovered the "Average Porn Star"
30	30 Vote	How to Become Mainstream
9	9 Vote	19 Old-Timey Slang Terms for Sex Offense
67	67 Vote	Paper, Glue, and Paint Come Together to Form This Amazing Version of Dead Babies in Ireland
7	7 Vote	This Grandma Hated Her Grandson's Beard, So He Grabbed a Mic and Free Speech'd Right Back
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
41	41 Vote	Microsoft Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are Soaring
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
34	34 Vote	Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
7	7 Vote	Nobody Is Born Deep in Peru
36	36 Vote	Top 10 Horror Movies to Set Cinemas on Fire
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
20	20 Vote	Watch the Other Reason Canadians Smoke Pot Pie
8	8 Vote	This Bear Doesn't Care About Your Past and Present
6	6 Vote	Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
8	8 Vote	28 Houseboats That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
119	119 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
102	102 Vote	This Mom Wrote a Song (About Dicks)
48	48 Vote	5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
68	68 Vote	India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
54	54 Vote	Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
69	69 Vote	Your Guide to Puking
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
541	541 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
12	12 Vote	Fun Ways for Black Chicks to Wear a Customized Vagina Pendant?
26	26 Vote	Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
7	7 Vote	6 Ways to Eat
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4

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