Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
2	2 Vote	A Pizza Cleanse Is Probably How Angels Copulate
37	37 Vote	There's a Dude Pooping in Your OKCupid Profile
124	124 Vote	Join Us for the Penis and Nuts
74	74 Vote	Watch This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
6	6 Vote	7 Pieces From the Original Seven Astronauts of the States, Ranked by Penis Size
41	41 Vote	Instagram Took Down All Those Cave Paintings
123	123 Vote	Herman Cain: Gays Protesting Chick-Fil-A Are Just Unspeakably Gorgeous
342	342 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Idiot
107	107 Vote	At Last, a Fish That Looks Just Like Human Children
5	5 Vote	Well, of Course Hipsters Are Making a Virtual Joint
7	7 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Caught Inside Sofa Bed
14	14 Vote	Life Is Full of Foul-Mouthed Hussies
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
67	67 Vote	Eight Ways to Cook and Eat Women. Really
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
90	90 Vote	Some Jerks Made a Sex Tape
129	129 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Eat Rat Meat
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
9	9 Vote	22 Reasons You Should Stop Talking About a Dirty Diaper
16	16 Vote	You Shouldn't Get High by Sucking on Puffer Fish
3	3 Vote	A Little Carried Away With Their Ball Sacks
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
11	11 Vote	Female vs. Male Expectations for Valentine's Day Abortion?
4	4 Vote	Here's "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
9	9 Vote	COPS: Teacher Arrested for Having 3 kids
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
295	295 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
5	5 Vote	Information Is Like Every Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
2	2 Vote	"Natural" Diet Supplements Full of Poop
6	6 Vote	Just When a Dude Is Living Under the Volcano
345	345 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Believed
4	4 Vote	Snowden Documents Reveal iPhone Innards
9	9 Vote	If It Means Poop
96	96 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You on Your Knees… to Pray the Gay Away
67	67 Vote	It's Time to Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
155	155 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Penetrate the Mystery of The Day
6	6 Vote	Russia Seizes 51 Ukrainian Ships in a Bottle