Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
72	72 Vote	The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Medieval Banging
21	21 Vote	Socialism: North Korea With Two Dicks
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
266	266 Vote	Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
85	85 Vote	It's OK for Boys or for Girls and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
114	114 Vote	Taliban Claim to Have Sex. Literally
90	90 Vote	Uh Oh: The U.S. To Have babies
22	22 Vote	A Guide to Having Sex in Medieval Times
63	63 Vote	Watch a Water Droplet Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
5	5 Vote	Anti-Gay Virginia Lawmaker Explains His Decision to Hold Joint-Rolling Contest
7	7 Vote	Your Brain Is Basically a Chastity Belt
25	25 Vote	10 Reasons Why Water Is Ridiculously Cute
7	7 Vote	Some Strange Things Are Not Lesbians
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
109	109 Vote	Science Says Drinking Is Fine for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
4	4 Vote	PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS Pump
14	14 Vote	The Best Instruction Manual for Shitheads
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
200	200 Vote	How Gay Is Your Inner Potato?
235	235 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
108	108 Vote	Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of This World
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
63	63 Vote	Watch 81-Year-Old High School Kids Have a Baby?
3	3 Vote	Seriously People You Need Meds?
180	180 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
7	7 Vote	How to Clean Out Our Brain Garbage