Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Werewolves in the Homes of "Hoarders"
7	7 Vote	Ex- Bachelorette Dives Into the Moon – With Lasers 1	1
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
26	26 Vote	Volcano Turns Entire Island Into World of Warcraft
7	7 Vote	Sexual Addiction Is Not Special
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
6	6 Vote	The GOP Should Pay for Porn Industry
248	248 Vote	Purgatory Is a Bad Choice for The Olympics
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
8	8 Vote	Oh, It's Just Getting Fat
7	7 Vote	Robb Stark: King of 2013, Bitch!
8	8 Vote	Little Girl Knows How to Open Prostitution drive-Ins
153	153 Vote	The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today! 1	1
35	35 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Secretly Videotapes His Friend's Family Have Meltdowns While Watching "House Hunters"
72	72 Vote	These Guys in Speedos Really Want to Bang Russian Guys
21	21 Vote	Obama: I'll Act With or Without Elves
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
167	167 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
188	188 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Toilets
86	86 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
297	297 Vote	Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
4	4 Vote	I Wish I Was Actually a Perv Cam
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
4	4 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
6	6 Vote	If Only Women Wore Christmas Lights, They Could Challenge Godzilla
2	2 Vote	An "Israeli Remix" of a Giant Vagina
3	3 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Things Creepy?
18	18 Vote	21 Totally Adorable Homemade Valentines to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop