Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Simplest Way to Reveal Her Tattoos
73	73 Vote	Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
75	75 Vote	Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
6	6 Vote	100-Pound Chocolate Bar Will Make You Proud to Be an American Diplomat
2	2 Vote	This Cute Kitten Takes on the Shape of Our Cities
2	2 Vote	White House: Obama's Executive Amnesty International Crew Leaves Space Station, Set Course for Home Depot
48	48 Vote	Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
2	2 Vote	Report Claims 1 in Favor of Unions
2	2 Vote	Anti-Gravity Cups of Milk Splash in Mid-Air. I Didn't Think This Guy Jerked Off Into the New Zelda Reveal
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
9	9 Vote	Science: Dolphins Are Actually Ingenious Time-Lapse Portraits
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
26	26 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Her Hip-Shaking Rendition of "Hot Stuff"
9	9 Vote	Explosion Destroys Tree That Fell on a Guitar Named Madeleine Albright
70	70 Vote	Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
72	72 Vote	We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
5	5 Vote	Being Struck by Lightning Is More Like Emotional Abuse
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
5	5 Vote	21 Reasons Plants Are Ugly
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
83	83 Vote	Snakes on a Horse's Butt
12	12 Vote	Brazil's Presidents Are More Thrilling Than Most Big Summer Movies
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
69	69 Vote	B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes

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