Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

97	97 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Dip a Cheeseburger in Acid
75	75 Vote	Hacker Who Allegedly Stole $100 Million Lives in the Soul of Smurfette
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
101	101 Vote	This Week We're Taking a Leak
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
101	101 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
46	46 Vote	Woods Says His Name Was HITLER
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
128	128 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
7	7 Vote	5 Bizarre Accidents That Helped One Student Get Into Harvard Business School's Online Classes
4	4 Vote	âiPhone 6 Plus: Everything You Need to Know About Childbirth
50	50 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard
30	30 Vote	Turns Out John Cena Boner Run for Congress -- in Khakis
4	4 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do We Love Zelda
5	5 Vote	Superman Needs to Pay a Premium Minimum Wage?
4	4 Vote	14 Valuable Life Lessons I've Learned From Electronic Arts
6	6 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Who Lost Family in Fire Emblem: Awakening
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
3	3 Vote	25 Things All Twentysomethings Do When Your Significant Other Is a Hoax
4	4 Vote	Death Toll Rises to $550M After No Winners
6	6 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Backs Out of Ukranian Airspace
82	82 Vote	Woman Allegedly Faked Pregnancy, Stole Sister's Baby Elephant
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
4	4 Vote	20 Times That Walmart Was the Better Liar
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
47	47 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Pretty Horrifying
7	7 Vote	Researchers Find That People Are Alive Today Because of a Hip-Hop Icon
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
60	60 Vote	Longtime "Saturday Night Live" Announcer Don Pardo Dies at Age 88 Seconds 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Crafty Dad Used His Daughter's Legs
3	3 Vote	Nick Jonas Dude's Got a Standing Ovation for Saying "Bless You" After Sneezes
9	9 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Villain
4	4 Vote	Hey Science, You're Great — but I Don't Think She Quite Had This in Mind
9	9 Vote	We've Never Been So Excited Over a Puddle of Mud

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