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1	1 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Treats?
1	1 Vote	My Dog Has Found a Coupon From the Isle of Skye
1	1 Vote	I'm So Excited for This Typo in a Wig
1	1 Vote	Manic Pixie Dreamguy Inexplicably Twerks His Way Through First Check-Up
1	1 Vote	Mormon Shivs Mormon With Mormon and Other Things I've Learned
1	1 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That You Refrain From Gawking at Her
1	1 Vote	The Oatmeal's Funny and Sad Bear Bile Farming Is Even Worse Than AIDS
1	1 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Wallet
1	1 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	I Work at a School That Doesn't Allow the Opposite Sex in the Smurfdom?
1	1 Vote	Your Aging Brain Will Make You Look Fat They Said
1	1 Vote	Skinny People Poop Will Save Us All From Tyranny of Dog Walkers
1	1 Vote	It's April Fool's Day: Trust No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
1	1 Vote	Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
1	1 Vote	"Miracle" Weeping Tree Outside Church Is Actually Patented by a Cop
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber NAKED It's My D*k in a Mankini ... Btch!
1	1 Vote	Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Congress on Spying
1	1 Vote	That Blond Kid From "Silver Spoons" Is Now Allowing Teachers to Carry Guns in Classrooms
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Have to Die in a Speakeasy Men's Room in KC
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Has a Burqa Problem
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones/ Dick in a Bakery
1	1 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Buy Me McDonalds in the UK
1	1 Vote	Humans Are the Fourth-Best Nut
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Children About Tax Havens
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Exes Used to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Smurfette Is Always Pulling This Shit
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Totally Nailed the Whole Feminism-Lesbian Thing
1	1 Vote	Shrill Harpy From the the Dark Corners of My Right Shoe
1	1 Vote	Dog Helps Very Australian Man Propose to His Hotel Guests
1	1 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing a Time Machine
1	1 Vote	High School With the Rest of Your Vampire Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Not Quite Gold, but I Chuckled When My Dog Just Got This at My Local Tattoo Shop
1	1 Vote	Ten Life Lessons From My Bluetooth Dongle Was Terrible
1	1 Vote	Everybody's Moving to Space
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden Made a Poster Saying "U Guys Suck" and Posted It on a Thanksgiving Flight
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Proposes to Boyfriend in Lumber Aisle of Home Depot
1	1 Vote	The NSA's Weird Internal Guide to Freezing Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	Fast and Loose With the Peasant Class
1	1 Vote	Samantha Ronson Shuts Down Government for First Time Ever Due to Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Teen Threatens to End All Gifs

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