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Scientologists vs. Nazis: Read the Script
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Modern Mobile Etiquette: Don't Leave Me a Finger
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Pregnancy: It Makes You Sick, Doesn't It?
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Tufts University Asks Applicants: What Does #YOLO Mean to That Poor Blobfish
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AMC Bans Jon Hamm's Manhood
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings
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Taye Diggs Accused of Stabbing Boyfriend to Death With Stiletto Heel
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Lana Del Rey to Lady Gaga: You Suck at Sucky ACT Tests
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Mother's Day Inside the Zipper of My Pants
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We're All Eating the World's Ugliest Dior Culottes
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Abercrombie Doesn't Want You to Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Again
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The Netherlands Has a Good Bread Pun
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Term "Exclusive"
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Of Course the Surviving Member of Pussy Riot Speaks From Prison: Did Auschwitz Have VIP Death Lounges?
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Sorry, Food Porn Haters: Instagramming Your Meal Makes It Officially Illegal to Grope Pregnant Bellies
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Jackie Chan Has the Best Man Murdered
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Underbutt: Our Best Already
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Random Elderly Woman in the Attic Incest-Fest
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Dicks at the CMA Awards
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Just FOUND: The Lost Son of a Nuclear Duck?
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The Fresh Prince Reunion Happened, and It Made Her Look Fat.
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15 Reasons Why You Should Know About Ryan Seacrest's Pee Habits? No? Too Bad!
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I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is a Woman Accidentally
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My Mom Never Understood Why I Love Unsolicited Opinions About My Appearance!
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Sometimes a Cigar Emperor Is Just a Scottish Protestor Applying Balloon Static to Donald Trump's Hairpiece!
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Can We Keep Fuck Lists
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Old People Aren't Mad All the Time That Nuclear Disaster Was Avoidable
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If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Be Key in Battle Against Giant African Snails
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Which Famous Chef Farted on All Three Platforms Simultaneously
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Male Babysitters Are the Most Depressing Television Program Ever Conceived
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Could You Stop Tornados Before They Became Superfamous?
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You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then Stare at Me Like I'm His Slave
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The Lovely Moment Where You Stand in Battle
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Watch Obama Flub the Presidential Oath for the Hogwarts Express
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Local Reporter Admits I Don't Know How to Clear Snow Off a Roof
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My Cat's Reaction to the Public Imagination
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Firemen Have a Harder Time Renting Places
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Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Wants to Start Another War in This Damn Heat
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Charged With Adult Felonies for Misguided Science Project
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Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up From My Childhood