Headline Smasher | User | zosiablue

119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
118	118 Vote	Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
118	118 Vote	Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
116	116 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
106	106 Vote	Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
103	103 Vote	Deer Birth Control Is a Disaster
97	97 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop?
95	95 Vote	Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
94	94 Vote	Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
93	93 Vote	Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
92	92 Vote	How Romney Could Have Big Tits
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
89	89 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
87	87 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam
79	79 Vote	England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
78	78 Vote	Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
73	73 Vote	It's a Classic Love Story, Except There Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
73	73 Vote	Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
65	65 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
59	59 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
55	55 Vote	My Dog Has Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
54	54 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Die in a Flower-Printed Coat
54	54 Vote	Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
51	51 Vote	Cat and Baby Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Reason
51	51 Vote	Disney Trying to Murder My Vagina
51	51 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
49	49 Vote	When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
49	49 Vote	Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
47	47 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
45	45 Vote	Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
45	45 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Giving Pennsylvania Man $92 Quadrillion
44	44 Vote	Beyoncé s "Documentary" Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
44	44 Vote	Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls

← Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
…
28
29
Next →