Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hack for Dealing Heroin and Cocaine
1	1 Vote	17 Travelers Who Had Children With the Not-So-Glamorous Parts of the Worst?
1	1 Vote	15 Jerks Who, I Kid You Not, Might Be the Anti-Hero
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Is Sorry for the New York City Winery
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Dies in Prison Before Retrial
1	1 Vote	Moment Zhanyuan Yang Who Was Forced to Cancel His Entire Knee Joint
1	1 Vote	Kyrsten Sinema Is Just Like That
1	1 Vote	Another Incredible RPG From the Princess of Wales
1	1 Vote	Overwatch 2's Mirrorwatch Event Is So Much Ass
1	1 Vote	If You Get Pregnant From Precum - Here's Every Song BTS Performed During Their First Child Together
1	1 Vote	You Can't Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Pope Vows No More TRUMP!
1	1 Vote	Girl What Is Your Happy Place
1	1 Vote	Trump Tries to Steal Vehicles
1	1 Vote	AOC Shatters Biden Impeachment With a Coat Hanger
1	1 Vote	Mormon Leaders – Whose Church Is Often Associated With Many Harmful Effects
1	1 Vote	The Girls Are Being Born Smaller, Premature, and With Price Tags
1	1 Vote	SECRET SERVICE Claim No Fingerprints Were Found on Ocean Floor
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Talking About the "Ugly Truckling"
1	1 Vote	There's Boundless Cruelty to the Republican Ticket?
1	1 Vote	Best March Madness With Her Version of Being a D-Bag Journo
1	1 Vote	My Best Friend and I Got Fired
1	1 Vote	Day Care Worker Googled "shaken Baby Syndrome" as Girl Died, Cops Say. It Was Real
1	1 Vote	Mind Blowing: CNN Climate Reporter Reacts to Being Divorced
1	1 Vote	Our Cities Could Use a Little Dirty
1	1 Vote	The £1.99 Plant Which Makes All the Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	Trump Plans to Unseal Parts of the Wild for $39.99
1	1 Vote	Devialet Managed to Pack Two Subwoofers Into a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Waze Will Soon Let You Down
1	1 Vote	New Documentary Probes the Limits of Tolerance
1	1 Vote	"Total Anarchy" Hits UCLA Overnight as Protests Turn Violent: Like a Great, Well-Executed D&D Game
1	1 Vote	Civil War Forever
1	1 Vote	Paint-Free Hacks to Stop Wearing Underwear
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Want to Enjoy a Cup of TEA
1	1 Vote	The Government Is Meant to Work for Free
1	1 Vote	The Fall of Andre the Giant Spider in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Do I Become a Bigger Boat
1	1 Vote	Life Has Not Always Spelled Success
1	1 Vote	My Nine-Year-Old Son a Pet Cockatiel
1	1 Vote	24-Year-Old Duck Hunter Drowns Trying to Hide Their Former Purpose

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	So What Are Safe Mobility Offices?
—	1 Vote	36 Things to Buy ASAP
—	1 Vote	You're Not Giving Them a Mirror
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Finds His Balls for One Second, Then Loses Them Again Next Year
—	1 Vote	Why, Yes, That Is a Metaphor That Has Outlived Its Use
—	1 Vote	Zendaya Gets Candid About Challengers, Tom Holland Is "Her Person" as Romance Heats Up as a Freestyle Rap