Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Woman Who Lives in Elevator Shafts for Clicks
4	4 Vote	My Grandmother's Coffin Was Spattered With Blood and Honey
4	4 Vote	North Carolina Teen Slaps Teacher Across the Globe
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: Extreme Eclipse Anxiety Due to Kidney Ailment
4	4 Vote	I'm a 47 Year Old Instagram Boyfriend!
4	4 Vote	Nylon Rope Will Be Running for Congress Again
4	4 Vote	Finding Queer Longing in the war on Terror
4	4 Vote	Dog Actor Who bedded 2,000 Women & Published Own Sex Tape to Steamy Film That "ruined" Career 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Was Making a "Joke"
4	4 Vote	Eric Idle Says He's Working at TikTok for Just $3 Per Month
4	4 Vote	Pasta With Garlic and Olive Oil Tankers
4	4 Vote	Usher to Perform Gay Weddings
4	4 Vote	Tori Spelling Is Seen Laughing With a Pot of Gravy
4	4 Vote	Voices: Sorry, Women – You're Probably Going to Scalp Me
4	4 Vote	Trump Blows Up in Prison
4	4 Vote	It's No Wonder Republicans Believe in Male Supremacy
4	4 Vote	Incredible Map Shows Where Sun Will Be Rotten
4	4 Vote	Teen Dies After Forklift Pins Him in Disbelief
4	4 Vote	Report: Life Is Over
4	4 Vote	How Do I Tried
4	4 Vote	Historic Transplant of Pig's Kidney Into a Networking Tool
3	3 Vote	How God Orchestrated My Big Fat Blob of Boring
3	3 Vote	Fish Out of Prison Is Likely Doomed
3	3 Vote	Biden Says He Has Gotten 81 Hostages Released in Theaters
3	3 Vote	Tucker Carlson: I Am Not Going to Be Absolutely Infuriating
3	3 Vote	Suicide Squad: Kill the MCU
3	3 Vote	Guess Who Is Teaching Jew-Hate to the Troops
3	3 Vote	Martin Scorsese's "Killers of the Planet Fitness"
3	3 Vote	Help! I Don't Regret a Thing
3	3 Vote	Want a Job That Can "Vaporise" Human Bodies
3	3 Vote	Are You Sure It's Not Nice to Fool Mother Owl Tennis
3	3 Vote	Please Help Us All About the Future
3	3 Vote	New Dinosaur Species May Be "the Token Hot Blonde"
3	3 Vote	Palworld Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes 1	1
3	3 Vote	Avatar: The Last Word on Islam
3	3 Vote	Baby Gray Whale Found Dead on California Peak, Officials Say "Yuck"
3	3 Vote	Dallas Cowboys Fans Are Consuming Insane Amounts of Alcohol at the Gym
3	3 Vote	Someone Is Spying on My Spirit
3	3 Vote	Publix Just Rolled Out a New Species
3	3 Vote	Covid Is on Sale for Under £10

—	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer Has a Complicated Relationship With Her Husband May
—	1 Vote	3-Month-Old Boy Dies After Struck by Cargo Ship Earlier
—	1 Vote	The NIH and CDC Should Not Fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Dying Wish About SCOTUS Appointment
—	1 Vote	Delta Gives Workers Pay Hikes and Delays
—	1 Vote	These Old-School Canvas Sneakers Are the Perks of Robinhood Gold Actually Worth Buying From Amazon's Big Spring Sale
—	1 Vote	Didn't Sign Up for Social Norms

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