Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

12	12 Vote	Trump Has Released . . Racism, of Course!
10	10 Vote	Five-Year-Old Boy Is Killed by Escaped Tiger Woods
10	10 Vote	Giant Raptor Found in 4-Year-Old's Bedroom, Arizona Cops Say Goodbye
9	9 Vote	Joe Biden Taunts Trump After His Death
8	8 Vote	Woman Dies After Swallowing Employee's Keys
8	8 Vote	Today's the Day – Thursday
8	8 Vote	"Guys, I F**ked Up" - Two Months After Welcoming Second Child
8	8 Vote	How Siberian Horses Evolved to Survive Being Swallowed Alive
8	8 Vote	Give Me Death of Course
8	8 Vote	25 Crafting Kits That'll Help You Climax
8	8 Vote	Boy, 6, Shot Dead After Being Likened to Family Guy's Peter Griffin
7	7 Vote	I'm So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So, So Valid
7	7 Vote	I Went to Hell Today
7	7 Vote	The Ghost of Apartheid Has Come Back This Season. But Should He?
7	7 Vote	Government on Brink of Eradication
6	6 Vote	Bridges Can Be Useful
6	6 Vote	Cocaine Found in Dietary Supplements
6	6 Vote	Help! My Wife's Reaction Was Absurd
5	5 Vote	Let Them Eat Faeces
5	5 Vote	Trump Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
5	5 Vote	Ohio Voters Overwhelmingly Choose to Self-Immolate?
5	5 Vote	Twitter Is Worse Than Bombing in Front of Limited Live Audience
5	5 Vote	Devastation as Eight-Year-Old Boy Dies After Getting Married and Having a Baby and Then
5	5 Vote	People Beg for Her Boobs
5	5 Vote	Police Build a Case Against the Innocent
5	5 Vote	Elon Musk Desperately Wants Transphobia to Be New Species
5	5 Vote	Optical Illusion Reveals if She'll Have More Sex, Study Claims
5	5 Vote	Mom Drank at Bar as Her Sick 3-Year-Old Died at Age 27
5	5 Vote	Easter Sunday: He Is Stopped
5	5 Vote	State Inspector Found in a Jar
4	4 Vote	Planters Nuts Recalled Due to Concussions
4	4 Vote	Ohio Republicans Introduce Bill to Stop the Rain?
4	4 Vote	Virginia Teen Dies After Battle With Coronavirus in Desperate Bid
4	4 Vote	Legislature Adds Teeth to Florida's Best Beaches
4	4 Vote	Is Prince William Shatner
4	4 Vote	How God Orchestrated My Big Fat Blob of Boring
4	4 Vote	Fish Out of Prison Is Likely Doomed
4	4 Vote	Biden Will Die in Kharkiv
4	4 Vote	James Bond's License Is to Audit the Fed
4	4 Vote	Coolio's Selling Off His Amazing Prehensile Tail!

—	1 Vote	Trump Decides to "Temporarily Pause" Lawsuit Against Jordan Klepper
—	1 Vote	Batman Fights Wolverine on a Chilling True Story Is Finally Getting an English Release
—	1 Vote	13 Ways to Style a Dazzling "It" Bag From Celebrity Fave Aupen
—	1 Vote	California Man Charged With a Mystery (Tom Sykes/The Daily Beast)
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Astronomers Report Huge Number of Cup Starts for 2023 Medley
—	1 Vote	January 18 - Trump's Trial Is Bad for Trump Is Incognito Mode Actually Private?

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