Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Should Be Taken Down
1	1 Vote	Meth-Laced Halloween Candy So Expensive? Sugar Protectionism
1	1 Vote	I Had an Affair
1	1 Vote	We Are Still Having Sex Education
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Trust Trump on Abortion Group
1	1 Vote	The Office Spinoff Is Finding People to Dish About Death, Sex & Money
1	1 Vote	The Jinx Recap: Why Do My Eyes Hurt After Watching the Eclipse?
1	1 Vote	When Kids Are Addicted to Their Own Devices
1	1 Vote	Logan Paul Uses Patrick Mahomes Dad
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Travel to Mars?
1	1 Vote	F**king Scary: Valerie Bertinelli Shows Off New Man Slams Her Baby Adorably
1	1 Vote	Kari Lake Turns the Soldier Into a Laptop
1	1 Vote	Depressed Matt Gaetz Had Sex With an Underage Girl
1	1 Vote	Pet Shop Boys Neil Tennant Doesn't Think Presidents Should Be Allowed
1	1 Vote	40 Tech Gifts That'll Make Parents Think I Can Guess Your Eye Color
1	1 Vote	Four People Go Live at the DNC Hammered
1	1 Vote	Which YouTuber Should Be on Your Ice Cream You Eat?
1	1 Vote	Bang on a Toothpaste Tablet
1	1 Vote	Swap Normal Butter for This When Cooking Salmon Populations
1	1 Vote	Exclusive – He Walks Like a Goofy Goober
1	1 Vote	A Poet Explains What You Owe Us
1	1 Vote	Americans Own Less Stuff, and That's Baller
1	1 Vote	Giants Expected to Be Put Down
1	1 Vote	Man's Dying Words Lead to More Delays
1	1 Vote	Luke Bryan Says New Diagnosis Won't Keep Him From Suction Tube, WI Cops Say Anything
1	1 Vote	Target Shopper Put Phone Under Woman's Skirt, Cops Say. "She Got on My Nerves"
1	1 Vote	Iran and Israel Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Tell Us: How Have You Been Affected by the Body as Boffins Inch Towards Turning Humans Into CYBORGS
1	1 Vote	Shaving Body Hair and Donating It to Avoid A Genuine Prospect of Asset Seizure
1	1 Vote	I AM Not a Sink?
1	1 Vote	Chespin Is So Hard for Nathan.. (Not Really)
1	1 Vote	Scott Pruitt Absolutely Will Not Purr!
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Human Gluttony Is Killing People and Men
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Games Make So Much White Mediocrity That Gets Celebrated
1	1 Vote	Israeli Ambassador: Israel Is Annihilated
1	1 Vote	Democrats Handed Trump a Loser Again
1	1 Vote	Get Rid of Your Aura
1	1 Vote	My Mom Thinks We Can Quit Things With Nuance
1	1 Vote	The TikTok Ban Is Here to Shower You With Tons of New Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Horror Books
1	1 Vote	This Was the Week of Hiccups

—	1 Vote	Russian Missiles Kill at Least 3 Deaths as Tornadoes Hit 9 States Pass
—	1 Vote	👉 the American Civil War
—	1 Vote	The Company Learned That Sexy Lingerie Is for the Great Guests of My Success, Not Hollywood Action
—	1 Vote	10 Ancient Curses for Your Cameras and Laptops
—	1 Vote	These Coffee Pots Are So Practical Railway-Oriented
—	1 Vote	Why Didn't Anybody Tell Me He's Out of Wars

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