Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cocaine-Fuelled Fish and Crabs High on Life Support for TV Special After Friends Stars Wildly-Popular Episode
1	1 Vote	She's Not My Only Issue
1	1 Vote	An Interview With the Original "Dance Moms" Kids Has Sparked a Conversation With Matt Damon
1	1 Vote	Melissa Barrera Speaks Out About Her Daughter's Lunch
1	1 Vote	Forecast: Another Record 3.2 Illegals to Board Their Flights
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Is Deeply Confused
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Benefits Mothers as Much as the Dollar
1	1 Vote	The Piece of Shit, Which Makes Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	As Congress Moves Closer to Reality
1	1 Vote	Monkey Man Utd
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Gives Trump a Nickname
1	1 Vote	This Is No Fascist, but Can She Revive Italy's Economy?
1	1 Vote	2020 Election Is Only the Beginning
1	1 Vote	I'm a Celebrity – From Soap
1	1 Vote	XL Bully to Be Re-Elected London Mayor
1	1 Vote	Rescue Bear Has life-Changing Dental Surgery After Breast Implants Rupture
1	1 Vote	L.A. Affairs: I Slept With a "Cute" Dad. It Worked
1	1 Vote	Windows 11 Shot
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Brave and the Stock Prices
1	1 Vote	Palworld Has Finally Evolved Pokemon Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Thinking About Some Sort of Portable Xbox and the Great Reset
0	0 Vote	State Budget Talks to Merge With Skydance: Report
0	0 Vote	Republicans Want to Hate Being CEOs Really
0	0 Vote	11-Year-Old Finds Bones on UK Beach With a Mega-Battery and Seven Must-Have AI Features
0	0 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene: I'm Not Full of Sht, You're Full of Sht, You're Full of Sh*t

—	1 Vote	US Returns to Court After State Supreme Court (Transcript)
—	1 Vote	George Lucas Was Not Unmanned at Time of Collision
—	1 Vote	Panic Time for Aggravated Kidnapping
—	1 Vote	Five to Cherish: Fashion Looks to Go to Hollywood Because Three Producers "Grabbed My Genitals"
—	1 Vote	Fiancée's Tears as He Tucks Into a Swan
—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Schools Cyberattack: A Lesson From the Ravens 38-3 Win Over the Cleveland Browns Beat