Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

246	246 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon
209	209 Vote	Biden Brags About Being Bisexual: I Just Want to Blow Out Your Brooklyn Brownstone
87	87 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Announces New Partnership With 11-Year-Old Gay Child Who Is Racist
83	83 Vote	Four People Killed by an Angry Christmas Elf
166	166 Vote	Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY 1	1
235	235 Vote	Fruit Does Not Exist
208	208 Vote	North Carolina Has Had to Be Euthanized
89	89 Vote	Canadian Hunters Shoot Down a Live Volcano
2	2 Vote	Everyone's Destined to "go Nowhere"
565	565 Vote	Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
150	150 Vote	It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right?? 4	4
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
59	59 Vote	Trump Did Not Survive His Last Climb. His Loyal Dog Barked by His Two Daughters: I Couldn't Be Happier 4	4
217	217 Vote	Housing Can't Be Both Affordable and a Velociraptor
557	557 Vote	Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
78	78 Vote	Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages! 2	2
126	126 Vote	John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
260	260 Vote	👉 if You've Ever Had Sex, Then You Might Not Actually Understand Christianity
182	182 Vote	Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames 1	1
5	5 Vote	Two Bodies Recovered After a C-Section
256	256 Vote	Racism Is Dead: I've Never Been a Slave Owner
60	60 Vote	👉 Missing Elderly Man Is Found Dead in Suspected Serial Killing Spree, Police Say Happy Pi Day
6	6 Vote	George H.W. Bush to Be President Until 2034
69	69 Vote	Tucson Police Investigate Strange White Powder Falling From Sky Over Alaska Moose 3	3
107	107 Vote	New York Yankees Fan Delighted His Team Absolutely Sucks
319	319 Vote	George R.R. Martin Says He Will Die Next on "Game of Thrones" 2	2
356	356 Vote	MOST Americans Are Garbage
256	256 Vote	Thousands of Children Born Alive
77	77 Vote	Ring a Bell, Get a Brazilian
228	228 Vote	2019 Is Coming Later This Year
239	239 Vote	"Peppa Pig" Accused of Sexual Misconduct
396	396 Vote	Man Kicked Out of Context
9	9 Vote	Oh My Goodness! I'm So Cool!
60	60 Vote	Russian Navy Has New Weapon Against Pakistan: Water
508	508 Vote	Time to Be Socialists
73	73 Vote	Spike Lee: Christopher Columbus Was a Dog
172	172 Vote	One Punch Man Got $980k Tax Refund, but He Died
2	2 Vote	Netanyahu Is Right: Israel Is a Terrible Mistake
177	177 Vote	Yoko Ono and John Cena Split
168	168 Vote	For Some Reason, This Is Horseshit

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