Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	Megalodon May Have Dropped F-Bomb on "Sesame Street"
349	349 Vote	I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself 1	1
359	359 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
142	142 Vote	Passengers Stranded on Train for Nearly 3,000 Years
132	132 Vote	Trump Unloads on James Mattis, Says He Has "Poopsie Pants"
169	169 Vote	British Banknotes Must Feature an Ethnic Slur
227	227 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch 1	1
98	98 Vote	George W. Bush to Sucker Punch Trump During GOP Primary
8	8 Vote	👉 Those Are My Feet!
51	51 Vote	Blizzard CEO and Chairman Out Due to Frost 1	1
123	123 Vote	Complacent Europe Not Ready for Spooky Scary Pirate Skeletons
97	97 Vote	Young People More Likely to Be Youngest-Ever
199	199 Vote	Spiders... Not Even Subtle Anymore
9	9 Vote	Jared Leto Jumps Into the Sun
127	127 Vote	Teen Thinks She Has Ears and Her Reaction Is Priceless
72	72 Vote	Powerful Gamma Ray Bursts Detected Coming From My Stomach
138	138 Vote	Texas Boy Speaks Clearly for First Time in 35 Years
152	152 Vote	The Captivating Sound of pFthhhhhT
57	57 Vote	Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball in Beer, Downs It Like a Toddler 1	1
70	70 Vote	Arby's Parent Company to Interview "Potential ISIS Recruits"
228	228 Vote	My Crotch Is on Sale
68	68 Vote	Monologue: I'm the Green Skeleton
85	85 Vote	U.S. Hits China With Another Round of Applause
202	202 Vote	Avril Lavigne Describes the Exact Moment a Bird Shits
54	54 Vote	Woman With Learning Disabilities Opens Her Own City: "You Can Smell the Rats"
105	105 Vote	Dogs Found in Louisiana!
46	46 Vote	Recent Scientific Study Concludes Running Is Actually "pretty TERRIFYING"
300	300 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
98	98 Vote	Consider the Real Reason Why These Video Game Characters Were Killed When an SUV Slammed Into Them
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
128	128 Vote	Woman Falls Off Antarctica
172	172 Vote	Home SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET 4	4
344	344 Vote	This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
32	32 Vote	Why Fewer Americans Are Turning to Prostitution in Colombia
56	56 Vote	Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes 1	1
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
552	552 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1

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