advente

Voted Headlines
92
Vote
Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles!
158
Vote
Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying
211
Vote
Do You Want to Breathe
259
Vote
We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
79
Vote
Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Often Fantasizes About a McDonald's Happy Meal
548
Vote
Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
84
Vote
Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
96
Vote
PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th
84
Vote
The Surprisingly Positive Effects of a $200 Million Fraud
119
Vote
Primary Challenge to Trump? It Could Be Cute Koala
184
Vote
Eyeliner on Spiders: It's for Real This Time
583
Vote
Team Rocket Has Been Contacted by Mueller Probe
474
Vote
Republicans Swore an Oath to Defend Neo-Nazis
108
Vote
Trump Returns to Terrorize Me
131
Vote
Dozens of Goats Take Over Hospital Lab
86
Vote
Cookies Are the Enemy
139
Vote
Trump's Economic Policy Could Lead to the Clone Wars
216
Vote
New York City Is a Bug, Fix Available Now [Update]
257
Vote
Cat Power Is Restored
100
Vote
Police: Teen Breaks Into Tears While Eating a Poppy Seed Bagel
200
Vote
17 Cats That Want to "end Capitalism"
392
Vote
Obama Mourns Loss of Our Beloved Luigi
168
Vote
Europe Says Greece Is a Drug-Laced, Dance-Filled, Sexy Nightmare
493
Vote
I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy
4299
Vote
Sex Has Been Cancelled
452
Vote
Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
936
Vote
Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
494
Vote
Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
194
Vote
Its Been a Month Since the Beginning of Time
292
Vote
"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird
297
Vote
Professor Says Bones Are Likely to Support Your Legs
48
Vote
PewDiePie Is Using Those 800,000 Young Undocumented People as Bargaining Chips
229
Vote
Trump May Not Exist
229
Vote
Shat Myself Just Watching the Observable Universe
144
Vote
Take Your Dick Out of Politics
57
Vote
Disney Adds Trump Robot Strippers
90
Vote
Thirteen Monkeys Killed in Double-Homicide, Police Say Good
91
Vote
Millennials Aren't Sold on the Winter Solstice
127
Vote
👉 Theres a Porn for It
512
Vote
Why, Yes I Cannot Stop Sucking Dick