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Australia Picks New Chief Scientist to Be Boring
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Sneaky Cat's Curiosity Results in Tears Following Ceremony
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All 58 People Who Watch Marathons
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
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Putin Denounces US Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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Paranoid Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Lord and Savior
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It's a Classic Love Story, Except There Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
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The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
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5-Year-Old Girl to Dude in Kick-Ass 2: "Take Your Tampon Out"
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Men Still Terrible at Jumping
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A Video of a Masturbating Video Gamer
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Would You Be the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]
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Hey Japan, Sorry for Dressing as Woman, Taking Pictures in Female Dorms
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Texas Man Gets Drunk Just by Eating carbs
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Groom Forgets Bride at Gas Station on Way to Get Naked and Take Down Military drones
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
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These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for The Holidays
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Report: Google Developing Open Alternative to Controversial Miss World 2013 Megan Young
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James Cameron Reveals His Secret Plan to Temporarily Alter Eiffel Tower's Silhouette
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Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
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If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
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Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Throat-Grab husband
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Uncooperative Computer System Causes Headaches for Australian Researchers Studying the Science of Beer Pong
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Johnny Depp Will Now Run a Country
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Kids React to Racists Freaking Out About Twerking
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Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other TV Gossip
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols
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Kevin Spacey's Weird Brother: Kevin Spacey Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
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International Clitoris Week Is Just Awful
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Zimmerman Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Office Bathroom
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This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
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Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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