Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
4	4 Vote	The Walking Dead Is Dead (For 5 mins.)
7	7 Vote	EA Says They're Actually Still Going Outside 1	1
4	4 Vote	These Computer Graphics Are So Ugly
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
5	5 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Sexual Assault
7	7 Vote	Morgan Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Saying It's Only Required in a Barry White Dance-Along
9	9 Vote	How Long It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
34	34 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
26	26 Vote	Louis CK Tried (And Failed) to Get Out Of Bed
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
5	5 Vote	There's a Guy Right Outside My Office. He Isn't Aware the Reflective Glass Is See-Through From Our Side...
118	118 Vote	Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
7	7 Vote	I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art!
2	2 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Supposed 64 Percent Success Rate
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
2	2 Vote	Breast Milk Acquired via Internet Is Probably Fake [UPDATE]
45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
3	3 Vote	Depressing Study: Men Look More at Your Feet
7	7 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died of Drugs & booze
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
5	5 Vote	What's That Smell? Oh, It's Just Heidi Klum
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
5	5 Vote	Man Fails to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Manhole Covers
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
15	15 Vote	I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	Mansplained: Don't Have Sex With a Wheelchair
149	149 Vote	Porn Star Trek
9	9 Vote	Mitt Romney Lost the All-Important "Slut Vote"
8	8 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying
177	177 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
3	3 Vote	Kate Middleton Having a Midnight Spanking
52	52 Vote	Taliban Super Proud of Kendall's Boobs
2	2 Vote	Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Lounge Wrestle on the Flag
5	5 Vote	Tiger Woods I Got Custody of My Trashy Daughter

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