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Voted Headlines

257	257 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle 1	1
2	2 Vote	Obama Releases Statement About Deadly Prison Raids in Iraq That Set "Bad Example" For kids
6	6 Vote	Report: Producers Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
5	5 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Matters
6	6 Vote	The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
2	2 Vote	Yes I Still Want to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
5	5 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Barbie
6	6 Vote	Q&A: Inside the World's Oldest Twinkie
4	4 Vote	I Can't Believe a Lawmaker Compared Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
211	211 Vote	22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
7	7 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Porn Movie Weiner And Me
4	4 Vote	I Re-Watched Jurassic Park in Under 60 Seconds
6	6 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Pants?
4	4 Vote	Luxury Realtors Sprinkle Dead Mice and Keyboards
4	4 Vote	We WERE Kicked Out of the Galactic Center
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
5	5 Vote	This Dog Waves Her Butt in Jean Shorts
4	4 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Good at Delayed Gratification
30	30 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Keep You From Getting Richer
4	4 Vote	Three Lessons of the Uncontrollable Boner
7	7 Vote	Why My Vagina Was a Treasure Trove of Delightfully Bad Taste
51	51 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
3	3 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Playing Xbox, Trades House Arrest for Prison
7	7 Vote	Parents Flip Out Over Hugh Jackman's Abs, in General
30	30 Vote	Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Royal nanny
3	3 Vote	Seven Extremely Confusing Steps to Recharging a Man's "Battery"
4	4 Vote	Obamacare Has Gotten More Popular Than Head Lice
9	9 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
7	7 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are the Monsters
8	8 Vote	England Prepared to Remove Gross Makeup Stains and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
6	6 Vote	Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves
46	46 Vote	Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
8	8 Vote	How Not to Shoot and Kill Someone for the 8th Time
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
117	117 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
7	7 Vote	Women Are "Admired" but Still Unattainable

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