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Fox News Is Biased, Here's Proof
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Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Open Transgender Military Service: It's Time to Talk About Balls
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Obama in Israel: Peace Process Is Surprisingly (?) Sexy (?)
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I Feel Like a Boat
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Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
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Justin Bieber Rejected by His Mom
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How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
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Japan's Female Mecha Pilot President Is Getting a Serious Update
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Maryland: Leading the Way a Three-Year-Old Does
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Testicle-Munching Fish Are Ruining Elections
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The 24 Worst-Dressed Members of the Lion King
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Win $1 Million on Wheel of Fortune
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Standing Still on a Bagel
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Learn the Periodic Table of Muppets
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Pluto Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vulva
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Pepper Spray and Ayn Rand Theme Park
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Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kick My Ass
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The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles
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American Christian Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots
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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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Biden to Speak Words
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to F*ck Myself
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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North Korea to Make Black Friends
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We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
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Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Get Laid
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Ingenious Dad Finds a Way to Go to Jail on Robbery Charge
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My Fish Died When I Saw This :(
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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How to Use Gmail to Destroy Palestinians Solar Panels
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The 25 Whitest Things That Ever Happened
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Saudi Princess to Be Robocop
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The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"