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Exfoliate Your Lips With a Laser
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Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
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Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled
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Why No One Is More Important Than Your Hair
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66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
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Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
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"Sea Monster" Found on the Moon
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The Soviet Union's Constitution Was Much Better Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters
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The Good, the Bad and the Taco Massacre
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The French Only Use Underwear for Making Friends!
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Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword
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World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Be the Future of Food
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Goddamn Cold and Icky Outside
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Kevin Spacey Is a Space Dummy
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Reality Check: You Can't Have a Moustache
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AOL Still Has Tons of Cats Giving High Fives
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
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Hope Your Eyeballs Explode
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Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again
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18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
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This Is Exactly What God Saw Last Night
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Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
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You Know There's a Goddamn Bird in My Head
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California Man Who Played Luigi Recalls the Disastrous Super Mario Inception
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Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
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You Suck Because I Have a Moustache
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I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
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Kanye West Ranting for Over 17 Years
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France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
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Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
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Your First Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies
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Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
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29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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Mozilla Urges Its Users to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
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And the Moon Explodes
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I'm About to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
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This Plane Crashed Into an Actual Super Human In 2013