Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
8	8 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an "Uncaged Animal"
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
16	16 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Freshness
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
7	7 Vote	And Now, the World's Longest Word Being Read Aloud
13	13 Vote	Finished Fifty Shades of Kim Jong-Il
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
19	19 Vote	Twitter Announces It Can Fight Megatron 1	1
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
29	29 Vote	How Can a Child's Head Explode From Being Too Attractive
7	7 Vote	Quadrocopters Build a Robot Roommate
14	14 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
14	14 Vote	Congressman Lewis: Congress Doesn't Share Values of the Ninja Turtles
7	7 Vote	26 Puns That Are Actually Fake
23	23 Vote	Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
21	21 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
11	11 Vote	Mr. Potato Head Goes Missing in Indonesia
19	19 Vote	Peititon for Wikpedia to Become Law 1	1
7	7 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Is Her Axe
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
12	12 Vote	There Is Some Random Guy Mowing the Lawn of the White House
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
21	21 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
7	7 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Ever Happened
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
260	260 Vote	Science Is a Real Thing
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
16	16 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in North Korea
7	7 Vote	Alicia Keys Sings the Gummi Bears Theme Song, and It's Horrifying
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating

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