Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
189	189 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness
17	17 Vote	Lazy Dog Won't Get Out of Europe
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
159	159 Vote	It's Time to Make a Space Burrito
24	24 Vote	Never Before Seen Super-Potent Meth Found in Religious Picture Frames
18	18 Vote	Calif. Lawmakers Move to Colorado
129	129 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been KILLED!!!
36	36 Vote	What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
29	29 Vote	16 Disney Princesses With Beards
9	9 Vote	Study Finds That Home Isn't Nearly as Interesting as Space
9	9 Vote	A Lesbian Version of the President Offers to Let People Die
86	86 Vote	Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Woman, Torch 70 Homes
105	105 Vote	Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
98	98 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Android Phone
169	169 Vote	Fuck the Pope Hates You
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
96	96 Vote	Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer Is a Robot
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
108	108 Vote	News Reporter Thinks He Destroyed Science
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
66	66 Vote	NYPD Will Now Kill Darth Vader
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
164	164 Vote	Pelosi to GOP: "Fuck You"
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
76	76 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Assault With a Dog With Two Dicks
45	45 Vote	The 16 Stages of Browsing the Internet With a Cat
9	9 Vote	I Have Made Babies
69	69 Vote	Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Shakespeare
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
29	29 Vote	This Bizarre Meteorite May Be Muslim
70	70 Vote	Labor Day Message: Time to Draw Dicks in Games? An Investigative Study
17	17 Vote	Why You're Lucky That You're Magneto
72	72 Vote	Philosophy Has a Dance-Off

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