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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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