Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anyone Could Make This Mistake. The Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Care How Nice Your Couch Is. Please Don't Call Her a Nasty Word?
3	3 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then Destroy You Won't
7	7 Vote	Romney Hires an Openly Bisexual Woman to Motivate Him via Slapping
2	2 Vote	Southeast Asian Teenagers Are Obsessed With Ninjas
4	4 Vote	The Whole Family Gets Lost at Sea After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
8	8 Vote	Brooklyn Man Has PTSD From Exploding Toilet Paper
9	9 Vote	"Mostly White" Diners Line Up to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
2	2 Vote	Mars Rover on Track for 5 Years Probation for Child porn
7	7 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
3	3 Vote	Amanda Bynes Walks Free, Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
8	8 Vote	Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
6	6 Vote	BBC Film Crew Breaks Into House Armed With Gun, 34 Rounds and Body Armor
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a First-Person Account of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
4	4 Vote	Man Accidentally Shoots Self After Sneezing
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
4	4 Vote	Paul Walker Dies in "Freak" Trampoline Accident
6	6 Vote	Movie Industry Admits It Duped Customers
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
4	4 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love Lying
13	13 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Goes Noir in This Bloody Game of Thrones Prequel
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
5	5 Vote	What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old?
2	2 Vote	Long Hot Weekend: 25 Shot in the Nuts
5	5 Vote	Woman Blames Husband for Obama's Resignation

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