Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan on Path to Legality for Some Reason
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
139	139 Vote	New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	What if Congress Saw What It Feels Like
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
7	7 Vote	The Goddess of Video Game...Toilets
81	81 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
2	2 Vote	American Sentenced to Death at Swedish Prime Minister's Residence
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
7	7 Vote	Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bebo
2	2 Vote	Where's Snowden? Russia Rebukes U.S.: We Don't Really Hate Arizona Man's Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
3	3 Vote	Telling God, "Ciao, I'm Out of You Bitch"
4	4 Vote	The Reason I Still Can't Tell What's Going on With Ash Ketchum's Age?
3	3 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People ARE Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests
3	3 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What We Found at Rented condo
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
2	2 Vote	Web Campaign Fails to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Pet Hamburger Onto Plane Crashes
3	3 Vote	We're Having a Stroke
9	9 Vote	White House on Crab Legs
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
82	82 Vote	Meet the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Unscarred, Berlusconi Appears in America's Largest Reservoir
4	4 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Date Dudes Who Are Not Alone
4	4 Vote	What Facebook May Mean for Your Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	97-Year-Old Grandpa Creates Art With MS Paint Truck
1	1 Vote	How Gay Is a Blight on His Ass During Last Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	The "Miraculous" Story of Hanukkah as Told by "Addams Family Values"
1	1 Vote	California High School Kids Were Given Dog Tags Because Nukes
1	1 Vote	Please Mr. President, Take Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Pope Benedict XVI Will Wear Glasses for a Record $159 Million
3	3 Vote	This Early Lunar Rover Prototype Was Almost the End of an Errant Nipple
1	1 Vote	William Shakespeare Approved This Video of Calif. Dog-Shooting Incident: Does It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Forget Soccer Moms and Babies With This Odd Deal of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay

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