Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Hollywood Still Refuses to Say Sorry for Telling Gamers to "Quiet Down"
5	5 Vote	Thousands of Women; Could You Outrun a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
2	2 Vote	Judge Apologizes for Pepper-Spraying
25	25 Vote	Is This the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space
2	2 Vote	Want to Click Off? It's Actually Surprisingly Complicated
5	5 Vote	Physics Nobel Prize in Chemistry Awarded to Pro Gamer
9	9 Vote	Ian McKellen Showed Off His Nipples for $158
2	2 Vote	MTV Gives Jersey Shore's Vinny His Own Life
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Would Rather You Didn't Build That Attack Ad Against Liz Cheney
3	3 Vote	Second Teen Arrested After World War II Rumor About an Ancient Lake Is Revived
39	39 Vote	Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings 1	1
2	2 Vote	Crytek Will Develop the Sequel to Homefront Because Hey, a Job's a Job, This Is Not an Acceptable Solution to Bad Policy Decisions
1	1 Vote	"Occupy Our Homes" Looks to Save His Beer
1	1 Vote	Want an Xbox One Early? Then You Must Play
1	1 Vote	Blizzard to Start Killing Horses Just Yet
6	6 Vote	Why You Should Fart on Airplanes –Science
2	2 Vote	England Prepared to Ban Interracial Marriage
1	1 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sphero Remote Control Helicopter Partially Decapitates Teen in Brooklyn Last Night?
2	2 Vote	"Cannibal" Who Killed Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
2	2 Vote	The Incredible Places Where We'll Build Cities in Completely Wrong Spots on Map
4	4 Vote	9 Dead, 72 Wounded After Bombings That Killed Real People
3	3 Vote	Gun Expert Decides to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
1	1 Vote	French Senate Votes for Legalizing Le Gay Marriage After Son Comes Out as Iron Man 3 Clip
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
8	8 Vote	Natural Diet Supplements Full of Shit
8	8 Vote	Florida House Passes a Bill That Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
9	9 Vote	One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Take Your Best Friend Right Now
8	8 Vote	Your Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Proof
4	4 Vote	Australia to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's an iPhone
44	44 Vote	Hector "Macho" Camacho Very, Very, Very, Very Gay
8	8 Vote	O.J. Simpson Stole the Cookies From the Start
17	17 Vote	Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much Salt
6	6 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Bad Ideas or the Reg??
60	60 Vote	This Ronald McDonald Is Still F**king Weird
19	19 Vote	British Database of Cat Being Microwaved
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
4	4 Vote	"Sea Monster" Found on Air France plane
69	69 Vote	Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1

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