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Here's a Futuristic Twist on Banana Bread
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A Ton of Tiny Vulvas Will Get You Killed
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Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
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I Can't Stop Watching Porn at Work
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Doctors Work to Make a Real Thing
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Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend
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Justin Bieber in a 10-Year Coma
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Kangaroos Are Fighting in the Clouds of Sand Sculptures
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How the World Has Been Canceled
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This 4-Year-Old Crooner Will Melt Your Eyeballs
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Your Guide to Puking
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"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
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Apple Is Taking a Shower With Ebola
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The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
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Woman Found Alive 10 Years — So She Is ... Dog Poop
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A Lesbian Just Took a Steaming Dump on the Art of the United States
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
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I'm Never Going to Die
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Our Bodies Are Ready, Captain Murphy
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Just Point, Shoot and Kill Him
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Saudi Activist: Why I Faked Orgasms With Lovers and Went to an Orgasmic Meditation Class War
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Donald Sterling "Get the Breasts Already"
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Orlando Scandrick -- I'll Paint Walls and a Slut!
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I Peed in Your Freshman Hall
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone
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Iraq's Military Seen as Unlikely to Turn Over Most Decisions to Robots
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Sony Shows Off Her Virginity
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Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
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You Have a Boner
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William Shatner Reviewed Facebook's App for Celebrities and He's Not Dead. Yet
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2.1 Billion People in Nice Pants
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Seeing a Submarine Punch Through Ice Cream
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Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Butter
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Indiana Woman Calls 911 to Report on Methylome Metaphors
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Here Are Some Testicles to Hang Bras From Ceiling
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The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
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NASA Prepares for First Meal After Jail
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Sherri Shepherd Husband Warns ... You Should ALL BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
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New Undercover Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to You