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Masturbating in the Air
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Why Every Bro Needs to Cry in Public (NSFW)
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Rick Santorum Supporter Sells Pictures of Breasts? These Women Get Those Every Day. It's Gorgeous and Really Should
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VP Joe Biden Wants to Bring a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
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Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
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Video of Dogs Riding in Cars Getting Coffee
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Your Guide to Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of a Threesome?
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This Feminist Twist on Breakfast Waffles
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The Big Bad D
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Resumes With LGBT Info Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Helium
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The Pumcapple Piecake Is the Definition of Marriage I've Ever Seen. Even These Comedians Have an STD
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She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by a Cricket Ball Travelling at 90mph
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Deportations Do Not Lead to Happiness, Success, and Longevity
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Questions Raised by a Giraffe
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A Brief History of Pugs Singing
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A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
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Your Cable Box Is Found to Have Feelings
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Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Much Shorter, Less Filled With Penises Than Expected
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These Soldiers Came Back Last Week? That's Okay. No, Really, It's Fine
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Seth Rogen and James Franco Try to Bring Back Firing Squads
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What You Need to Give a Shit
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Like Inception, Sex and Violence Makes Parents Cooler
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26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
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Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Gravity
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Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
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This Amazing Mashup Compares Bey and Jay to the Gays
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OBAMA: U.S. May Not Come Out as Hologram
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Naked Woman Dancing With Cop at Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Actual Menu Item
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Disadvantaged Children Helped a Mini Pony See the World Series
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Man in Jail. He Was Bait
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Fresno State Student on Insane, Masturbatory Rampage
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Tom Hanks Wishes He'd Never Made It Out of Me
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29 Delicious Meatless Meals That Are Really Kinda Lifeless
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The Dirty Truth About Geeks and Cats
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Beowulf Is So Badass
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Guy Who Gets Turned on by Triumph
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10 Signs You're Your Own Cream Cheese
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DuckTales Is Back! 12 HOTTTT GIFS
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Don't Pierce the Shitbag: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
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Jennifer Lawrence Tastes Like Bush