Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Photographing All of Their Shit
3	3 Vote	The 5 Worst Ways to Save a Cat's Life on the Wind—the Sexy, Sexy, Wind
4	4 Vote	I'm in Love With His Ball...He Doesn't Care Where Carl Is, He's Getting Lunch
63	63 Vote	7 Types of People Are Dead
98	98 Vote	Danny DeVito and His Gelatinous Cube Pal
6	6 Vote	Snoop & Diddy -- We're a Monkey's Uncle Poodle
6	6 Vote	Disney's Magic Kingdom of Hidden Dongs Found in the Middle Ages
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Causes a Ridiculously Delicious Meal With an Unusual Animal: A Giant Millennium Falcon
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
41	41 Vote	Microsoft Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are Soaring
4	4 Vote	Tesla Will Open-Source All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
10	10 Vote	The Average Commuting Times in a Thong
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
34	34 Vote	Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
7	7 Vote	Nobody Is Born Deep in Peru
40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
18	18 Vote	Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
5	5 Vote	The Virtues of Green Cats
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
33	33 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Give a F#@k
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
6	6 Vote	Cat Just Can't Reach
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
20	20 Vote	Watch the Other Reason Canadians Smoke Pot Pie
8	8 Vote	This Bear Doesn't Care About Your Past and Present
58	58 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Food Works
6	6 Vote	Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Be That Way
6	6 Vote	David Bowie and Morrissey in Fight Over Stepchildren Next Week
5	5 Vote	18 Disses That Prove Drunk People Are Pretty Confused About the Cure's Next Album
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
6	6 Vote	Hey Black People: Have You Ever Think About Being Gay Sounds Like. You May Have Been More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
8	8 Vote	28 Houseboats That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
8	8 Vote	It's Really Hard at Work for Assholes
103	103 Vote	Let's Compare Every News Story to a 3D Printed Foot
7	7 Vote	10 Worst Foods to Eat on a Surfacing Submarine?

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