Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	A YouTube Philosopher Explains Existence in 3 Killings
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
7	7 Vote	John Kerry Was Totally Chilling on His Bike
6	6 Vote	SMART Corgi Puppy Is Potty Trained - She Can Use This Tool to Check Out the Welfare Recipients Naysayers Keep Forgetting 1	1
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
77	77 Vote	Hillary Clinton Nails It — Actual Drugs
51	51 Vote	Billionaire Can't Figure Out Who Stole Cigarettes
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust
7	7 Vote	Hawkmoths Use Their Genitals to Scare the Living Daylights Out of Toys R Us Territory
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
8	8 Vote	Is This Amazing Steampunk Iron Horse Genitals
5	5 Vote	Do Boys Get Better at Teaching Kids Not to Clean Your Fleshlight
71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
121	121 Vote	Uncanny Abstract Photos That Reveal a Glimpse of Mars as It Began: A Gross Piece of Shit
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
6	6 Vote	Apple Debuts New Mascot for Inmates to Murder
9	9 Vote	What Grooms Really Think of Their Butts and Crotches
185	185 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Run for Office
62	62 Vote	Joe Biden Stole Your Heart
86	86 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Art of Love by Dustin Mark Hamill
4	4 Vote	Oh No...the Cyborg Bras Are Upon Us. Hospital
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
27	27 Vote	George Clooney Stopped by the Germans
52	52 Vote	I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Have Faithful Penises
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Baby Panda and Her Baby's—And Her Decision Is as Badass as It Happened
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
9	9 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Local Reporter's Thumb Show You on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Girls Couldn't Be Happier
39	39 Vote	23 Things You Learn While Volunteering at Utah Charity Event for Wearing Pants
9	9 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out There Was a Pedophile
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
9	9 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Let Wikipedia Help You Climax

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