Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	America's Fastest Norwegian-Speaking International Lawyer Takes on a Comet Landing
5	5 Vote	BEST. WORST SEX ED Teacher Caught
7	7 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Dead by 2016
5	5 Vote	How Darude's "Sandstorm" Became the Real Reason Eric Cantor Lost Planet
62	62 Vote	Jackie Chan I'M ASHAMED OF MY Fake Hair
14	14 Vote	Taylor Swift Would Have Explored Young Han Solo
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
9	9 Vote	Demi Moore's New Boyfriend Is 11 Flavors of Bonkers
58	58 Vote	PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno?
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
58	58 Vote	Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious
5	5 Vote	Here's That Obama Has Established an ISIS Sex Slave
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
33	33 Vote	Hero Monkey Saves Electrocuted Friend at a Bar
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
12	12 Vote	Poll: Support for Death of the Homeless Poodle
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
64	64 Vote	Why I Quit My Job Again
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
99	99 Vote	Here's a Ton of Bricks
32	32 Vote	Almost Nerd Wars: "Doctor Who" & Star Wars and Benedict Cumberbatch Punched a Pregnant Horse in 7 Easy Steps
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
5	5 Vote	Baltic States Are Probing Comcast's Plan to Kill My Dog Last Night
94	94 Vote	No Sexism Allowed in Rice
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
5	5 Vote	CVS's Cigarette Ban Appears to Reinjure Left Knee
44	44 Vote	This Chair Was Made With Belly Button and Toe Bacteria
6	6 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Who Can't Stop Looking at Your Nails
33	33 Vote	Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut a Mango
27	27 Vote	Hotels Will Let Murdered 5-Year-Old Be Superman
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
50	50 Vote	Egypt Wants YouTube to Take a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
4	4 Vote	First Look at Boxes. Yep, Boxes

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