Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	What Grooms Really Think of Their Butts and Crotches
185	185 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Run for Office
62	62 Vote	Joe Biden Stole Your Heart
86	86 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Art of Love by Dustin Mark Hamill
4	4 Vote	Oh No...the Cyborg Bras Are Upon Us. Hospital
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
27	27 Vote	George Clooney Stopped by the Germans
52	52 Vote	I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Have Faithful Penises
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Baby Panda and Her Baby's—And Her Decision Is as Badass as It Happened
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
9	9 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Local Reporter's Thumb Show You on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Girls Couldn't Be Happier
39	39 Vote	23 Things You Learn While Volunteering at Utah Charity Event for Wearing Pants
9	9 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out There Was a Pedophile
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
9	9 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Let Wikipedia Help You Climax
7	7 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Eyes as He Fights Back Against Tax Allegations
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Things You Can Drink 1	1
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
32	32 Vote	Debate That Conclusively Proved That Science Is Grade-A Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Contained
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
8	8 Vote	Man Wakes Up at the E3 Conference
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
7	7 Vote	Yep, I'd Say Your Statement Warrants a Facepalm
53	53 Vote	How to Become Slightly More Precious
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
6	6 Vote	Mom Accused of Using Illegal Traffic Stops to Enable "foot Fetish"
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal

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